Pest Control On The Worst Species

Dolphins and puppies can make even the most high-strung say “Hakuna Matata”…

…and then there are some animals that make you question the existential purpose of their species as a whole.

I’m aware of the ecological phenomena where a chain reaction can arise from a single biological event that happens to occur within the intricately interwoven biology of Planet Earth. The mainstream theorists deduce this to be evidence that every living organism serves a larger purpose. But take mosquitos, for instance. What do those ugly bloodsuckers offer our ecosystem other than insufferable itchiness? You really can’t convince me that our planet couldn’t do without them. Would there really be such a thing as The Butterfly Effect if we eliminated mosquitos and replaced them with, in fact, harmless butterflies? What good is worth the tradeoff that supposedly justifies the nuisance of the existence of mosquitos?

Furthermore, you would never in a million years think that one particular animal could create an ecological chain reaction, one so uncontrollably widespread, that would give rise to a worldwide pandemic. Now, we’ve all heard about the conspiracies around those infested bats, but since it is never my intention to offend or provoke anyone, I will not discuss that topic. So all I’m asking is this: couldn’t Mother Nature have picked something better to do with her time than to create those filthy animals?

Imagine my horror, disgust, and earth-shattering rage when I discovered that my attic had been infested with rats. I became aware of an odiously odorous stink that was so ghastly…that I was sure an alien had infiltrated my attic (entering, after all, through the highest point of the house from their spaceship), but then died from Earth air poisoning, which was too dissimilar from the substance they breathe on their origin planet. These rodents were so ugly that they may as well have been from another planet. 

There are many terrible problems with rats and other rodents, going beyond the fact that they are ugly and smelly. 

Rodent infestations are a serious health risk. They may comfortably nest themselves into your home, but these rodents are the complete opposite of domesticated. Expect full-on feral. Many rodents are territorially aggressive; they will attack with bites that can severely infect humans and pets with typhoid, hantavirus, rabies, and more.

The rats made an unforgettably odorous mark, leaving droppings in the insulation in the attic, contaminating the air that circulates throughout the home. The experts of Natural Science pest control near me exterminated the rodents and replaced the insulation with fire retardant and energy-efficient insulation. The treatment sure did cost me, but I am glad that I made the investment in my home as well as in my personal hygiene, sanity, and safety. Health has been my number one priority ever since the latest global crisis cemented itself in history.

The exterminators were professional and polished. I can confidently recommend them for rat removal in Orange County. When the worst species attacks your home, you need the best of the best to unleash a counterattack. If left untreated, rodents and other pests can cause significant structural damage to your property and compromise your personal well-being.

To Sleep, Perchance To Dream (Of A New Outdoor Kitchen Design)

Dear readers, I have finally had enough. Every morning…every morning before the crack of dawn, I awake to the sounds of scraping, whirring, and roaring.

I cannot BELIEVE the gardeners are back, AGAIN. Apparently, my neighbors have found it necessary to ensure that every single day of the week, they need a posse of men armed with diesel-fueled machinery to come and trim the FRACTION of an inch of grass that had grown over the past 24 hours.

I hear it in my dreams, now. The tuk…tuk followed by the roar of planet-killing equipment, reaching alternating crescendos and denouements that ensure that any plans of sleeping past six in the morning are now well and truly dead. First, the mower, then the weed wacker, culminating finally in the blower that whines mechanically a mere few feet from my bedroom window. They walk back and forth along the wall, whirring their machines, taunting me.

I can’t tell you the number of violent fantasies this has stirred within my heart for the past few days. It’s made all the worse by the fact that the neighbor’s homes have horrendous landscaping! Patchy lawns, poorly thought out plant combinations, and sick, feeble trees dot their yards haphazardly.

My own home’s landscaping was cultivated after months of careful planning. It came to me like a seer’s vision one morning after a long night of carousing: a Roman-style courtyard complete with a beautiful outdoor kitchen. Thinking back on it, I must have been quite hungry.

After meticulous planning, I made sure to go with only the best landscape company here in southern California to implement my masterpiece: Torrey Pines Landscaping. I had seen some of their work before, and their ability to craft the kind of high-quality hardscape my outdoor kitchen demanded made them the natural choice.

Their other clients agree, as attested to in their many glowing testimonials. Check them out:

“Torry Pines Landscape Company was highly recommended to us. If you want the best this is the company to use. When we met the owner Harry, we immediately felt very comfortable working with him and his team. He is extremely knowledgeable, has many years of experience, is passionate, and has a great personality. We had a lot of fun working with him. His team is top-notch. Lei, his Architectural designer, and John, his Supervisor were excellent. Always available, very professional, and dedicated. It was impressive to watch how hard and efficient his crews worked. They were always accommodating and helpful.

Harry and his team have high standards and want the customer to be happy. We at all times were welcome to share in choices and decisions. So ultimately, we now love our new courtyard, hardscape, landscape and driveway. We enjoyed the journey and are thrilled with the results. It filled our expectations and more.” – Melane L., Yelp review

Best of all, Torrey Pines also provides maintenance services that will not involve waking your neighbors up at ungodly hours to trim a couple of blades of grass. If you’re like me and will not settle for anything less than the best for your outdoor spaces, get in contact with Torrey Pines today:

Torrey Pines Landscape Company

(858) 454-1433

5560 Eastgate Mall, San Diego, CA 92121