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Feugiat LiciousHuman Polygraph
Mosquitos have 47 teeth. That's right 47. Useless knowledge won't be so useless the day it wins you $250,000 on Jeopardy for beating the lifeless history teacher who will never experience excitement like this again. You're welcome.
Kelly Richel-RichelsArt Director
The world is broken. It's beyond duct tape to fix it's up to our readers to fill in as many cracks as possible with truthy glue. Fix that liberty bell folks it's time the truth rang clear.
Chris FalangeDesigner
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